Recent Vegan job application.

On a positive note, I recently applied for a job at the Vegan society, but my application was rejected. My application was still impressive enough for me to get this reply (below) from Roz Raha who is one of the bosses their.
However, in furthering my resolve to work with them in the future, I now declare that I am giving up all meat products to become fully vegetarian, and my resolve is to cross the vegan line by July...
Its a tall order as at 48 I am set in my ways and tastes.
Wish me well!!

DTW 15/3/2009

Valentines Day Message From Annette

Annette & Samantha were stopped by a film crew and asked to give a Saint Valentines day message to their loved ones.

The full 4 ½ minute video is on YouTube

DTW 12/4/09 ~~~~

New To All This

Well I've done it. Gone and blogged one! This is The Official Blog of The David Wilson. I do hope that my future additions are a little less stuttery. I did do a yahoo 360 blog about 3 years ago with a very occasional update, but nothing permanent. Now that I've started my own blog (because I didn't want to be left out in the cold) I've also added myself to blogs of a local organisation called 'Defend Council Housing' and will add myself to more, as and when I become aware of them. If you wish to see more of my family and friend lookalikes, please view them on David's Webshots and David's Other Webshots and David's Fotki Albums and finally Prat in a Hat

Thank you for reading this far and not falling asleep.

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Oh you did fall asleep

To The Villans: UTV

To The Noses: KRO

Regards

David

DTW 1/4/2009

Friend or Foe or Family??

Turning in their graves following the family antics

At the risk of making slanderous/libellous comments (whichever is the written form) I will tell the world whats been happening in our lives recently. Actually I won't tell. Naming names won't reverse things or get your money back. And besides, as the comments are true they are neither slanderous nor libellous!!
Needless to say you can chose your friends but you can't chose your family.
Hypothetical situation........ should you inherit a small sum of money, some distant family will befriend you, 'borrow' from you and use you till your tidy sum has nearly evaporated, before crawling back under their stone in Sparkbrook.
On the way, they also financially plunder from and sexually abuse your adult mentally disabled child and their adult mentally disabled partner whilst discrediting you by revealing personal things to other friends and family.
Who needs Coronation Street or Eastenders?

Previously posted on my Yahoo! 360°~david_t_wilson~blog 30/9/08

Perseid meteor shower

Annette & I drove to that well known dogging spot "The Egghill Farm lay-by" last night. We stayed from 11.30pm (2330hrs) till about 12.30am (0030hrs) and saw about 10 meteors each (Not what Sir Patrick Moore had said on The Sky At Night, one every two minutes was the prediction). Annette was chatted up by a helpful bloke, whom I presume thought we were there for non-astronomical reasons! (Pun intended). Shivering with coldness (I was wearing tee shirt, shorts and sandals) I suggested we go home, and suffer the street light pollution from there.
In our back garden (having put warmer clothes on) we lay on our sun loungers for the best part of 2 more hours and observed about 20 more meteors, through the yellow haze. Jonathan eventually went to bed at 2am (0200hrs) and with his bedroom light off, the light pollution decreased vastly. We went to bed after Simon S came out for a cigarette at about 3am (0300hrs)
Today, we both awoke late!!!
The dustmen had already been and as usual, left most of our recycling box contents in a trail from the garden to the middle of the road in almost a collage of meteors!!

Previously posted on my Yahoo! 360°~david_t_wilson~blog 13/8/07

A Year Since...

Albert at "Smallbrook" Cleonger, Herefordshire

1) Father-in-law, poor old Albert passed away on 18th May 2006
2) Albert's funeral on 1st June 2006
3) I smashed my car into the back of a Stoke on Trent Taxi driver's car 2nd June 2006. I was driving thru red light area from Town (Central Brum) to my home (Brum 'burbs). What was he doing there, stopping and starting like that? Oh yes I believe him!
And we haven't sold Albert's bungalow yet. Fooking estate agents. They won't get their finger out.
Time for a change methinks!

BAD JOKE ALERT!!!!!
[sent to me by the elderly Chrissie B of Knowle ]
Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed - hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "these girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst .. My wife came home with no panties!!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said "from all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
Well it was a little blue

Previously posted on my Yahoo! 360°~david_t_wilson~blog 2/6/07

We Need Stair Carpet, Pet!!

Getting ready for Heather's Party

Well, its not gonna cost that much.... but when you've not got it!!! We definitely need to get some new stair carpet. So we're off down to Abdullahs!! Something cheap and cheeful

Previously posted on my Yahoo! 360°~david_t_wilson~blog 18/8/06